[photgraphy]
yes, that is a dinner plate sized piece of pizza.
yes, that is my bed.
yes, that is portlandia.
yes, we will meet again.
[i found this]
that DS flash card will never be able to do this
[photography]
Cool Ethan.
Hot Coffee.
[i found this]
cats. awesome.
[ i found this ]
“would i lie to you baby? oh yeah.”
…wait, what?
takes me back at 88 miles per hour.
[i learnt this]
i played laser tag for the first time since i started playing COD and BF2 online…
my life has changed. i think i need a membership.
its awesome to have a cocky 12 year old kid think you are there to babysit your niece, but you are actually there to dominate the room. maybe i shouldn’t have kicked him to the ground, maybe i should have taken out his team of children swarming around him, maybe i should have had some kind of remorse. maybe.
but the funny thing is, i wasn’t the oldest guy in there, and i didnt come first.
(second, but not first)
so let this be a warning to YOU, dude at laser tag that has been playing for “14 years and never lost a game”… i will find you.
i will laser your corneas.

[i found this]
this is what it looked like in my mind as a kid… (and most days at work) ;)
[i found this]
Rik Mayall. under rated ver2.
why does this make me want to eat cereal?
[i found this]
Rik Mayall. under rated.
[i found this]
beats my calculator watch with a broken line of digits, every time.